I demand a refund (fortune cookie edition)
From a fortune cookie:
People increasingly admire your physical AND social appearance.
I receive some very on-point fortune cookies sometimes.
I wish I’d kept them all; one of my favorites was when I was in seminary:
There is yet time to take a different path.
Mind you, that was a fortune cookie that
the seminary’s own cafeteria
At the time I thought it kind of funny;
I was so happy with the life of study and prayer
that I could not conceive leaving.
Within the year, however, I had realized that priesthood was not like seminary,
and I would likely make a bad priest, so out I went.
But the fortune cookie above? Bah. I demand a refund.