I demand a refund (fortune cookie edition)

From a fortune cookie:
People increasingly admire your physical AND social appearance.

I receive some very on-point fortune cookies sometimes. I wish I’d kept them all; one of my favorites was when I was in seminary:
There is yet time to take a different path.
Mind you, that was a fortune cookie that the seminary’s own cafeteria handed me. At the time I thought it kind of funny; I was so happy with the life of study and prayer that I could not conceive leaving. Within the year, however, I had realized that priesthood was not like seminary, and I would likely make a bad priest, so out I went.

But the fortune cookie above? Bah. I demand a refund.